Tag Archives: instagram

Food fails

1 Jul

Ever seen some food porn Instagram pics that looked so tragic it made you slightly gag?

Here’s a few that did just that for me.

9e127c38e1f211e2927e22000a9e08e3_7   The chips organised a coup and punched that burger right in its face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5759ac4ee1f211e2940422000aa80010_7   But it tasted good, I swear!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

foodfail  Two gold stars for taking a bite out of it. Make that two bites.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

s2Cq6  The slightly blurred effect and shadow make this a quality food pic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TJHfi  Is it possible to not burn a toastie?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seen more food porn fails? Comment below!

Social media don’ts

1 Jul

We’re all addicted to social media. Like crazy addicted, ‘I’m going through withdrawals because I haven’t checked the newsfeed since five minutes ago’ addicted. Whether it’s Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or Tumblr, you name it, we’re on it.

But unfortunately, there are always those people on our friends list that have us reaching for the block button with their inane habits.

Here are a few social media crimes that are unfortunately committed way too often.

  • #hashtagoverload.

The serious overuse of totally pointless hashtags on an Instagram pic is getting tiresome. Especially when they hashtag absolutely everything in that picture. Oh, and hashtags have no place on Facebook. #ever

  • #somehashtagsthataresolongyoucantevenreadthem.

This needs no explanation.

  • More than one selfie a day.

We know what you look like. We don’t need a daily reminder of that same duck pout.

  • A selfie with an unrelated quote as the description.
  • A quote from a song that is so obviously about someone.
  • Any ‘Like for a tbh’ status.

I seriously hope this craze has run it’s course by now.

  • Anything containing the words ‘I’m bored’.

I’ll tell you what’s boring. Reading this status!

  • Foodporn of every. Single. Meal.

You like to eat. We get it.

  • Foodporn that doesn’t look appetising in any way.

Check out my blog on foodporn fails!

  • Checking-in to ‘bed’ or your ‘home’.

Enough said.

If you’ve witnessed some more annoying habits on social media, comment and let me know!