The best Game of Thrones memes

If you’re like me, you must be having serious Game of Thrones withdrawals. With the next season to be aired too damn long away, here’s a few of the best GOT memes to help pass the time.

Fashion fad fails

Looking at my posts so far, I’ve realised I’m sounding a little critical of the world. So please don’t picture me as this keyboard warrior that blogs about how much I hate everything, because that’s honestly not me! But hey, there’s nothing that brings people together like a common enemy, right? Yeah, you know it’s true.

So let me introduce the next enemy – ridiculous fashion fads. I’m not one to jump onto the bandwagon of the latest fashion craze that stocks Supre’s shelves and dresses it’s tween customers. I’ll admit that by the time I’ve decided it’s semi-bearable, it’s already ‘omg, like, so last month!’

Here’s a few that I wish went lame uber quick.

Onesies

Yup, onesies.I know I’m gonna have a lot of people leave this post now after reading that but it’s true. At Groovin the Moo festival in Canberra this year, I was surprised to see so many people wearing them. Onesies have a place at home when you want to get super snuggly for bed, but when you start wearing it out in public? Nup.

Animal hats with those seriously long sides

I have no idea if there’s actually a term for these hats (if you know it, please enlighten me). They’re daggy and just weird!

‘Geek’ tees and fake glasses

Hey, you there, with your printed ‘GEEK’ tee stretched across your bought DD chest, blonde extensions and thick, black rimmed glasses without no lens – who are you trying to kid?

Short shorts with the white pockets sticking out the bottom

Yeah, when that starts to happen, you know your shorts are too short. But when they’re made like that on purpose, you know it’s way too daggy and skanky to be cool.

Muscle singlets so low you can see the nipples

Nobody likes to see a dude’s hairy nipple. Like, ever. Especially when you’re a scrawny looking twelvie, carrying around a chunky weight belt ‘cos you’re ‘getting shredded for Stereo’. Cover it up boys!

Any more fashion crazes that drive you crazy? Comment below! I can guarantee I’ll be adding to this list, so keep coming back for updates!

And one last piece of advice;

Top 10 wackiest celeb baby names

Celebs love to get a little outside the box. Living in the spotlight, they can’t just name their kid something like Alexandra or James, can they? Ha, that’s far too common for these guys. So with Kimye’s decision to call their baby daughter North West (I actually thought it was a joke when I first heard the news and I’m sure many others did), I’ve found the best worst baby names from our favourite celebs.

10. Son of Jamie and Jools Oliver

Buddy Bear

9. Son of Sylvester Stallone

Sage Moonblood

8. Daughter of Geri Halliwell

Bluebell Madonna

7. Son of Michael Jackson

Blanket

6. Son of Jason Lee

Pilot Inspektor

5. Daughter of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

Zuma Nesta Rock

4. Son of Nicholas Cage

Kal-El

3. Son of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow

Satchel

2. Son of Rob Morrow

Tu Morrow

And #1? Congrats Kim and Kanye, you’ve taken the cake for wackiest baby name.

Daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

North West

Food fails

Ever seen some food porn Instagram pics that looked so tragic it made you slightly gag?

Here’s a few that did just that for me.

   The chips organised a coup and punched that burger right in its face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   But it tasted good, I swear!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Two gold stars for taking a bite out of it. Make that two bites.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  The slightly blurred effect and shadow make this a quality food pic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Is it possible to not burn a toastie?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seen more food porn fails? Comment below!

Social media don’ts

We’re all addicted to social media. Like crazy addicted, ‘I’m going through withdrawals because I haven’t checked the newsfeed since five minutes ago’ addicted. Whether it’s Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or Tumblr, you name it, we’re on it.

But unfortunately, there are always those people on our friends list that have us reaching for the block button with their inane habits.

Here are a few social media crimes that are unfortunately committed way too often.

• #hashtagoverload.

The serious overuse of totally pointless hashtags on an Instagram pic is getting tiresome. Especially when they hashtag absolutely everything in that picture. Oh, and hashtags have no place on Facebook. #ever

• #somehashtagsthataresolongyoucantevenreadthem.

This needs no explanation.

• More than one selfie a day.

We know what you look like. We don’t need a daily reminder of that same duck pout.

• A selfie with an unrelated quote as the description.
• A quote from a song that is so obviously about someone.
• Any ‘Like for a tbh’ status.

I seriously hope this craze has run it’s course by now.

• Anything containing the words ‘I’m bored’.

I’ll tell you what’s boring. Reading this status!

• Foodporn of every. Single. Meal.

You like to eat. We get it.

• Foodporn that doesn’t look appetising in any way.

Check out my blog on foodporn fails!

• Checking-in to ‘bed’ or your ‘home’.

Enough said.

If you’ve witnessed some more annoying habits on social media, comment and let me know!